Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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