Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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