I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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