rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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