You made me cry and you don't even care
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
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GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
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I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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