Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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