Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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