physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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