She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
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Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
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i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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