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(503): View more from Oregon

Me too!

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(812): View more from Indiana

At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote

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(651): View more from Minnesota

sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure

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you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face

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(248): View more from Michigan

Did you just see the Batmobile???

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(561): View more from Florida

I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon

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(903): View more from Texas

Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later

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(714): View more from California

he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now

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(480): View more from Arizona

Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.

(308): View more from Nebraska

The strangest confirmation message ever sent.

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