Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Randomize
