In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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