Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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