why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
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Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
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I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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from the living room?
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