I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I just want nice things and good sex
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Randomize
