so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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