The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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