Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
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There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
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He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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