have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
BRING THE BAGELS
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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