it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
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For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
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I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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