I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
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