Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i think my mom watched the whole time
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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