Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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