then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
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I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
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It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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