Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
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Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
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I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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