So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
is it fun? or sober?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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