a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
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They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
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I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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