i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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