Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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