Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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