It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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