I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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