I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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