yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
