I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
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If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
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It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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