Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
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hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
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i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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