batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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