Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
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i wish peter jackson would direct porn
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
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And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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