Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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