I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
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He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
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I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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