Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
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I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
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We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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