I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
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Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
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If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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