Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
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i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
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this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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