Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
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new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
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You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
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