This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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