Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
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The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
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I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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