I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
cat food counts as protein by the way
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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