I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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