Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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