i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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