Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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