hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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