I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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