is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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