dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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