At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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