hotel room ftw
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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