god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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