hell yes lets make some ravioli
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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