2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
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All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
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Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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