The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
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surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
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You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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